I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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