I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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