Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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