i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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