that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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