cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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