Whod you bang
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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