Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
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