Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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