How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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