i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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