I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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