In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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