Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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