I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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