Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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