He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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