i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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