then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
you had me at cake vodka
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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