whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
We need to get me chipped asap
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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