Ambien. No doubt about it.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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