we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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