It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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