When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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