On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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