Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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