you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Randomize
