Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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