I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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