I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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