plz talk dirty to me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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