i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
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There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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