Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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