Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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