We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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