i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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