sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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