I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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