If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I had to cum in my sink.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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