Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Houston, we have a blender
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Couch. On fire.
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