So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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