We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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