This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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