belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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