Walk of Shame. In a state park.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I can't turn off my feet"
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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