i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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