i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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