Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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