Whod you bang
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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