If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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