I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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