A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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